A Constant Reader Manifesto

I am an avid reader of the fiction and nonfiction of Stephen King. I do not apologize for this. It is a condition. Once I started reading his work—beginning with Carrie three decades back—
I became a fan forever compelled to continue reading. I’ve read much: novels, novellas, stories, nonfiction, his forwards and afterwards. I’ve also read his unfinished masterpiece: The Plant.

Why horror fiction, and why Stephen King?

Having discovered the works of Edgar Allan Poe as a youth (as had many of my generation), I was enthralled by horror early. It was natural then—perhaps even inevitable—that I would progress to the (shades of Mr. Mercedes) high-octane fiction of the King of Horror, though at the time I first became aware of his work, he was not a “king”—not even an errant knight, if you will. The potential for greatness, however, was always there.

Why then King?

The answer that comes immediately to mind is this: the fabulous Kingly prose. The prose was (and continues to be) like a blade, honed sharp on both sides. The prose was and is unapologetic, grossed-out in places, memorable in others, and, at its horrific best: creepy. Not just ordinary, everyday, afraid-of-my-own-shadow kind of creepy. But more raising-the-hackles-on-the-back-of-my-neck kind of creepy.

It’s a creepy feeling that once experienced, remains with the reader forever. It’s spine-chilling with a vengeance. It’s scary to the nth degree. It’s unforgettable, like your first crush, or if I may be more prosaic: like the first time you went “all the way.” In this era of “The Walking Dead,” it’s the difference between a fresh corpse and a not-so-fresh corpse that leaks.

And the stories. The stories are always thought-provoking and redolent with human truth.

In conclusion I vow to continue to read and enjoy Stephen King’s work until I have the strength and the breath to do so, or until the world of The Dark Tower has “moved on.”

As Salman Rushdie would say: “. . . I inhabit [my condition of loving King’s prose]. I am trying to learn from it.”

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The Day Haiti Died

you know what your problem is?

the wife asks it yet again

and I think I don’t have a problem

so I look from the monitor

and there on the screen bigger than life

the front page of The Puerto Rico Daily sun

it’s January 13 the morning after

and I sip black coffee two Splenda

and spread strawberry jam on toast

and I thank the Designer

of this black hole of a universe

for the little I have at least I have

something to eat and a roof overhead

and some money in an ATM debit card

(damn good credit the reports say)

so the kids have no excuse

a bit saved in trust for their

College Education if they decide to go

I wish they would and get out of my hair.

Then I see it in color there on the screen

and I read it slow more than once surely

with pictures the lineup so graphic you wonder

is it real or were the victims deliberately posed?

Haitians Search for Their dead: “I need the body”

so I think is this the way the world ends,

as the poet says.  And I ask myself

the sixty-four thousand dollar question:

what if it were to happen to me, us?

and the answer that comes to mind–

it’s peace that I lack and faith I must find

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My “Caveman” Theory for The Walking Dead

It recently occurred to me, after watching the concluding episode of Season 5 of TWD, that Rick et. al. live in a world not unlike the world our caveman ancestors inhabited. Cavemen, for example, had fire and manufactured primitive weapons, while Rick’s group has been reduced to using firearms and the lethal weapons of hand-to-hand combat. (In this world, samurai warriors and other martial artists would prove an asset to the group as long as they didn’t allow themselves to get bitten, hence Michonne’s very attractive character).

Moreover, cavemen established a home base and ventured out occasionally to forage or otherwise kill other living creatures for food. They grouped in small bands, worked as a unit (especially when hunting) and no doubt had skirmishes with the members of other cavemen bands. This is exactly the same scenario we currently witness in TWD.

The world of TWD is a dystopian world, where very few of us are “prepped” to survive. A world where might makes right. A world where the weak are killed, eaten or “walkered” and only the strong, the bold and the nimble of mind survive. If I may be permitted an analogy from biology, it’s a world where “strong” genes (as exemplified by Rick and crew) are being selected over “weak” genes (the inhabitants of Alexandria, for example).

You may ask, weren’t the inhabitants of Terminus pretty strong? My answer is, yes, they were until Rick and the team arrived. My thesis is that Rick, Daryl, Carol, Glenn and the rest have so honed their survival skills as to make them not only strong, but also a serious threat to others facing the same predicament. (A bit of levity. Rick and his crew are so good that even the scriptwriter of TWD is in their favor.)

The governor and his people were strong but not strong enough. Terminans were also strong but they had a fatal flaw: overconfidence. They were so confident in their ability to survive that they neglected to patrol the periphery of their domain, allowing Carol to rock their world. (As for the Terminan’s penchant for “cannibalism,” I’m still not certain if this is a fatal flaw or a strength. Morally cannibalism is an abomination, but in a world where protein is precious you would no doubt acquire it from whatever source you could. That is, as long as it wasn’t contaminated or spoiled. Consider the Andes plane crash survivors, for example.)

This brings up another matter. What part to the walkers, the protein eaters par excellence play in this scenario, this wild world? We’ve established that they are not a food source since they are contaminated. Then who or what are they? Since they live in the “wild” and are dangerous and potentially deadly, I would group them in the same niche cavemen grouped deadly predators: saber-toothed cats, wolves, lions, cave bears, leopards and the rest. In this sense they serve not as a food source but as a mechanism which force not-yet-turned humans to hone their survivor skills and continue to live. Rick and his band then are the epitome of the diehard preppers, the ultimate survivors, able to remain well and alive in a world populated by zombies and hostile human tribes.

It remains to be seen whether Rick and his band can conquer Alexandria and defend it against an attack of roving Wolves. Luck, dude.

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Eros in Three Acts (With Epilogue)

1: Dusk
Darkness is the apparatus
and my arms a cradle to assuage
your trembling heart.

2. Midnight
For every star out
will you grant a kiss
to satisfy this pagan desire?

3: Dawn
Night the veil,
like thieves we make love
naked under vanishing darkness.

Epilogue
A sincere request:
to awaken by the touch of you
as intimate as the first rays
of the morning sun.

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Twisters in Sequence

(For Lovers)

In April two lovers sit on a park bench. Pigeons pivot overhead. Kernels of corn at the lovers’ feet. Not just pigeons does their love feed.

During the summer months, their love is like the red of roses: vibrant, brilliant. If only roses didn’t have thorns and flowers didn’t wilt.

Autumn, and lovers meet. The same park bench, now dense with fallen leaves. She can barely lift her withered hand. Few pigeons left to feed.

When winter comes, the pigeons have gone and only one lover sits. The park is gloomy, the trees are bare—as empty as his heart without her.

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Zombie Etiquette, or 13 Rules for a Happy, Carefree Zombie Apocalypse

1. Zombies should wash before they eat.
2. Dress in black or dark-stained clothes, as this is considered de rigueur.
3. Love thy neighbor. You may one day want to eat him (or her).
4. Avoid game trails and any zombies encountered in the wild.
5. When going cross-country, travel light and consider taking a pair of zombie “mules.”
6. If in your travels you encounter a man named Daryl and his crossbow, join him.
7. Trust no one who calls himself “The Governor.”
8. Never puke. Food will be difficult to come by.
9. Never bathe. “Clean” indicates life or the living.
10. Repeat the mantra: “You are never safe.”  And always aim for the head, not the heart.
11. In a pinch, laugh if you will, love if you must.
12. If bitten, “turn” left at Terminus and always walk, don’t run.
13. If the world is your oyster, consider a zombie apocalypse your buffet. Bon appetit!

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DOING HARD TIME

(For David )

i no longer worry

about what i don’t have

neither do i worry

about the officer

who chews me out

the only thing that gets

my dander up

is how these politicians

use us inmates as pawns

to get votes

someday we’ll be

down to bread and water

and boxer shorts

but i no longer worry

that’s something

over which i have

no control

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Lineman

“Syllables govern the world.”–John Seldon

A simple pleasure

composing one good line

and counting

Not always

you can get the words

to fall just right

Summer heat

writing three good lines,

only three

This thought:

how many different ways

to express it?

What of

the sounds in these lines,

their meaning?

Looks easy

when the final syllables

just jell

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Lines Written September 11

A word to the wise:

If God had intended for mortals to fly, He would

Have given them wings with a return ticket.

I get the willies inside a jumbo jet, flying.

Icarus, punch drunk on oxygen no doubt,

Was either a madman or a serious fool. I mean,

Not even a religious neurotic would venture

–Blindly–into the unforgiving eye of Helios.

Neither would she temp the fates (nor,

Mind you, Albert Einstein’s laws of gravity)

Donning a pair of wobbly waxed wings.

Daedalus, who hatched the idea and wove

The wings, bequeath to his flyboy son

The will but not the forbearance to use them.

Brimming with pride pitiless as the sun, the boy

Flew as Helios blistered the air of the Aegean.

Icarus soon fell, however. Hence this caveat:

When in doubt, remain as close to terra firma

As prudence, and purchase, allows. When I fly

I lose perspective, pack and take everything:

Toothbrush, toothpaste, electric shaving gear,

Suntan lotion, especially when the balmy Caribbean

(And Vieques, PR) is the target in the middle

Of my crosshairs; dress shirts, dress pants,

Playboy underwear briefs, my Android tablet,

An extra pair of leather loafers 9 1/2 DD,

Book 6 of Steve King’s Dark Tower series.

Though reading and writing are a distraction,

I wonder if when my time comes I will know to be

The brave one, to honor the heroic and the dead;

I will know what to cherish and always choose life.

Then I remember it’s Sept. 11 the day both towers fell

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STEPHEN KING SHOULD CONTINUE WRITING “THE PLANT,” AND WHY IT MATTERS

Arguably “The Plant,” Stephen King’s epistolary novel, is his unfinished masterpiece. And he should continue writing it. Why? Without a doubt the reasons are multiple and varied, as I will explain below.

Stephen King wrote “The Plant” and published it as an experiment of sorts, since it appeared online in digital form. He also published it through his own Philtrum Press, as a limited edition, and gave out copies of a different version as “funky Christmas cards,” as he himself has described it, to his relatives and friends. It is important to note that this happened before the well-earned fame and the media blitz accorded to The Stand, It, The Dark Tower or any of his other major works. My contention is that early King was not tainted by phenomenal success, the hoopla, so he had nothing to lose (and everything to gain) by composing a work with such a bizarre (even for him), unheard of premise and unusual format: a work which is unapologetic, grossed out, bold, brazen, creepy.

Equally as important—and this point is crucial in my reasoning—in “The Plant” we encounter Stephen King writing at fever pitch, with no holds barred and no censorship–incarnate in his creative energy and inventive zeal. In essence, with the four-barrel (shades of Christine and From a Buick Eight) carburetor of his imagination wide open. No wonder Harlan Ellison, as quoted in The Stephen King Companion (edited by George Beahm), states on p. 111: “. . . those of us who have been privileged to read the first couple of sections of The Plant . . . perceive a talent of uncommon dimensions.”

Writing of “uncommon dimensions” is what Stephen King brings to “The Plant.” Among all his other works, “The Plant” is unique in that it is written as an epistolary novel, as were Frankenstein and Dracula, and it appeared in digital format as well as in print. It is this uncommonness, this uniqueness in execution and writing ability, this synergy of artist and his creation, which moves me to consider it his unfinished masterpiece.

If it is unfinished, this begs the question: Why doesn’t he then finish it?

The reasons here may also be multiple and varied. One of the primary ones I can think of, and which immediately comes to mind, is: The man has lost the inspiration, the initial thread, as it were. Consider that he began the work in the early eighties, and much water has passed under the bridge since then. This might result a stumbling block for a writer of mediocre talent, but for Stephen King, who has been publishing successfully for over three decades, it should not represent any insurmountable hurdle. I am aware, however, that though inspiration might not be an impediment, his other obligations and commitments could be.

Inspiration (or the lack thereof) aside, there is also the prickly issue of the fans, those who paid to read it initially and were “left in the lurch,” so to speak. To paraphrase Lincoln: You cannot please all of the people all of the time. Diehard fans, I’m sure, will not begrudge Stephen King his decision to cease digital publication of the work. After all, such an action was his prerogative. And I am certain that most fans will cast ill feeling to the winds and welcome the work’s continuation. Let bygones be bygones. Forgive and forget. (Consider, for example, if instead of “The Plant” it had been The Dark Tower. Would you continue to bear him ill will, or would you encourage him to finish it?)

Having mentioned the major issues, why does it matter that he should finish “The Plant”?

It matters precisely because it is his unfinished masterpiece, and Mr. King is a true artist. In a very real sense he owes it, if not to the fans, then to himself. Imagine if Picasso had never completed Guernica, what a loss this would have meant to the artistic world. I believe, then, that “The Plant” is Stephen King’s Guernica, and it would mean a terrible loss to the literary world, in particular to the horror genre, if he were never to complete it.

There are other reasons why it matters that he should continue with it as well. The main one is: Stephen King fans would welcome it, embrace it, like the birth of a long-awaited child, naked and unadorned but fully formed, complete. I am referring here to die-hard fans, Constant Readers, fans who positively love his work, fans who in scope and degree are comparable to the fan who is Annie Wilkes, in scope and degree, without the mayhem.

The other main reason he should continue with the work and finish it is this: It matters to the genre of horror that he do so. Since I have described “The Plant” as Stephen King’s unfinished masterpiece, the genre of contemporary horror would be an incomplete canon without it. Think of the Western Canon without Hamlet, or the horror genre without Dracula. Not that Stephen King is either Shakespeare or Bram Stoker—-or even a classic (not yet)—but in another time and place, a time and place that has “moved on,” he could be.

Given the reasons and arguments expressed above, I challenge Stephen King to continue writing “The Plant,” and, if Ka-tet wills it—to finish it.

Imagine what it would mean to relive the magic, to revisit the dark and delicious world of Carlos Detweiller et. al. and capture once again the “awful daring,” the rare yet wonderful synergy which exists between the artist and his creation. Like looking over the shoulder of Bram Stoker as he writes Dracula or Mary Shelley as she pens Frankenstein . Such is the brilliant creative power of “The Plant.”

The man himself has stated, “. . . I reserve the right to continue the story, and to continue posting further installments.”

So be it, Mr. King. Are you willing to allow The Powers to once more freely give? If so, then the mere thought incites the mind and inflames the imagination.

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